And now for something completely different

oh my god time paradox

anothericarus:

kittyperson:

I’M ON TROLLMEGLE. AND I’M NEPETA.

TALKING TO ANOTHER NEPETA.

TIME PARADOX WHAT.

EVERYTHING IS NEPETA AND NOTHING HURTS. EVERYTHING IS NEPETA AND NOTHING HURTS. EVERYTHING IS NEPETA AND NOTHING HURTS. EVERYTHING IS NEPETA AND NOTHING HURTS.

:33< h33 h33!!

OH MY GOG. Are you the Nepeta I’m talking to? Sober!Gamzee drama and stuff?

I think Trollmegle dropped us. ;~; Didn’t like Nepeta giving Nepeta spoilers, I guess.

 WHAT. D: They dropped our convo?! Hold on is this our conversation? If it was that was the best time paradox shit that ever went down. :D I find you awesome. And I applaude you.

▼: :33 < hello? someone, purrlease▲: :33< oh my!▲: :00< another nepeta?!▼: :33 < ah, hello! yes, another nepeta, i guess you’re furom the past, then? i can’t purrtend there’s much of a furture, h33h33▲: :oo< it’s like one of those time purradoxes! like with karkitty!▲: :33< cool!▼: :33 < h33h33, i guess so, yes▲: :33< so if your from the furture what happens?▲: :DD< does equius find aradia? like in our dream?▼: :33 < wait! this is purrfect! nepeta, warn evfuryone now! gamz33 went insane, he just strangled our meowrail :((▲: :oo< what!!▲: :00< but gamz33 would nefur do that! he’s a good furriend!▲: :33< even if he does eat all those sopor pies.▼: :33 < but he did! i saw him and i wouldn’t believe it either but he did and i’m bl33ding and equius won’t move and you n33d to warn karkitty, okay? purrlease?▲: :00< wait he strangled equius?!▲: >:((< grrrrrr…▲: >:oo< i’ll warn karkitty! Purrmise!▲: :oo< i’ll warn equius too! so he doesn’t go and look for gamz33!▼: :(( < he did and i’m so pissed off at equius cause he just stood there! and make sure to punch him and then give him the biggest most purrfect hug fur us, okay? ▼: :33 < good! hopefurry he’ll listen! i can’t imagine he’ll think we would make this up but i’m a bit worried▲: :33< don’t worry furture me! i’ll give equius the biggest hug of all hugs!▼: :33 < hopefurry i’m furom one of those doomed timelines aradia always talked about▼: :33 < good!▲: :oo< wait so….is karkitty okay?▼: :(( < i don’t know, i haven’t b33n able to get in touch with him but i’m pawsitive he’s fine▼: :33 < i mean, he’s karkitty!▲: :((< just to make sure….gamz33 and him are mewrails after all.▼: :(( < but… i nefur thought equius wouldn’t be okay, so…▼: :33 < that’s true! h33h33, i furgot about that, i’m pawsitive he wouldn’t hurt a hair on karkitty’s head, then!▲: :33< i think that when you die you meet all your furriends in the after life.▲: :33< so i’m pawsitive we’ll see equius again.▲: X33< katkitty will pawlways be fine. i just know everything gonna be okay.▼: :33 < i think so, too, h33h33 which is why i’m trying my pawsitive hardest not to worry▼: :(( < i’m just… there’s a lot of blood and it’s really scary but i’m just purrtending that equius is telling me it’s pawl pawlright▲: :33<just like jaspers said, sometimes good things happen when you die.▲: :((< maybe you should try to find help. Or get a band-aid. ▼: :33 < that’s true, i suppaws. gosh, jaspurr was such a good kitty, purrhaps i’ll s33 him soon!▲: :33< h33 h33 me too!▼: :(( < i would but i k33p hearing gamz33 walk around and i’m pawsitively scared stiff to run into him again▲: :00< try to hide then! crawl away! abscond abscond!